Asshole Parking Stickers Trigger Necklaces It's a shit shark

It's a shit shark

Starts Shipping on Tuesday

100% of proceeds from this patch have gone to the Chris Mintz GoFundMe campaign

Nor will we dime you out to nosy local newspaper reporters from Ohio who email us with excuses for why they parked in a school dropoff lane that they weren't supposed to and one of our customers put a sticker on their car and they had sand in their vagina about it and wanted us to look-up names

Asshole Parking Stickers Trigger Necklaces It's a shit sharkSo, you did it again. You parked like an asshole and thought nothing would come of it? Well my friend, your days are numbered. You will be found and made a public example of. The Asshole Parking Sticker isn't just an ordinary sticker it's an eggshell sticker, which means it peels off in a million small, frustrating, want to kill yourself pieces. *WARNING* It's up to you to know the law. May cause damage if applied to anywhere other than a glass